ıɹɹɐʇs | xıq ([info]phostar) wrote,
@ 2008-07-26 23:53:00
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Current location:in my room. with the window SHUT.
Current mood: crushed
Current music:Special Needs - Placebo
Entry tags:!public, !rl, fjsdkfhewwww, good luck with the splinters assholes, not a prude shut up, would have bricked you if it had been li

[public] well here's a post I never thought that I would have to make.
This is a PSA from a concerned citizen representing a great deal of people that live next to alleyways and like to keep their windows open.

Dear drunken, Saturday-night clubbers,

Please do not stand in the alley and talk. Please do not, in your drunken stupor, walk into the fences. They don't appreciate it. (On the same vein, please do not kick the fences when annoyed. They appreciate this even less.)

However, even though all the above points are valid and important, there is one even more important than the rest.

Dear drunken, Saturday-night, only-going-home-for-a-quick-shag lovers,
PLEASE DO NOT HAVE LOUD, PROBABLY UNCOMFORTABLE SEX IN THE ALLEYWAY.

Hoping this sort of thing will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN sob,
Starri




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[info]belucre
2008-07-27 05:35 am UTC (link)
ALL IN AGREEMENT SAY AYE. AYE!

...What the hell. Whatever happened to modesty. Oh, right, DRUNK PEOPLE = MODESTY, WHUT IS THAT.

I hope you're not too scarred. D:

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[info]phostar
2008-07-28 02:30 pm UTC (link)
I was at the time, but I think most of the scars have healed. x3; At least it was dark.

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